I recently find some things out about my cat Mocha?

I found out that my cat is a german jew, and he is also a drag queen while I am at work on Wednesday nights. I found out that he wears makeup and a freddie mercury jumpsuit.


So now that I have found these things out about my cat, what will I do with it?

I recently find some things out about my cat Mocha?
haha interesting story
Reply:Get yourself an agent and go on the road! Hey, it could be worse -- he could have his own website where he is selling your underwear so he can buy catnip.
Reply:I know what you're going through. My cat has most of that plus a S%26amp;M kink. I'll come home from a hard days work and sure enough there she'll be with some naked Tom cat wearing only a hood shaped like a dogs head and straped to her S%26amp;M rack gizmo.





I don't complain though. There's always a big stack of money on the dresser!





Meow!
Reply:how are his queen covers?
Reply:can he sing like freddie to,you could make some money
Reply:Keep him out of the bars at night, or you may loose him forever to the party lifestyle! Or film his antics and post it on You Tube and have the most famous transvestite cat ever!