Friday, May 21, 2010

How about writing an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that inclides these Jimmy Stewart quotes?

1. She's like a queen bee with her pick of the drones.


2. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stroll. You fly.


3. Do you deserve justice?


4. Moonbeams will shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair.


5. What's this doohickey?


6. When you love a woman without likin' her, the night can be long and cold, and contempt comes up with the sun.

How about writing an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that inclides these Jimmy Stewart quotes?
Madame Butterfly was fluttering down the sidewalk with her boyfriend Jimmy trailing at her heels. She chided him for dragging his feet. He lost his patience and said sarcastically, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stroll. You fly!" In a huff, she stormed off, leaving him standing there alone. "She's like a queen bee with her pick of the drones," Jimmy muttered.





Just then, a beam of light shot down from the sky and a little green man appeared. He approached Jimmy and said, "Earthling, I sense that you have been mistreated. Do you deserve justice?" "Well, sir," said Jimmy, "when you love a woman without likin' her, the night can be long and cold, and comtempt comes up with the sun". "What the @#$% is that supposed to mean?" asked the little green man. "It means, yeah, she really makes me mad," said Jimmy. "Ah, well, perhaps we should blast her with my symphonic regurgitator," said Greenie. He pulled out an instrument that looked like a cross between a garbage disposal and a French horn. "What's this doohickey?" asked Jimmy. "Oh, that!" smiled Greenie. "You twist this knob and moonbeams will shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair". "Hmmm," said Jimmy wickedly. "How about other body parts? Let's teach this uppity woman a lesson. I'm in the mood for a little moonshine tonight!"





THE END - no pun intended.
Reply:You know I can never say no to you, my friend.


Keep it open for tomorrow, please.


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