If I was to be a drag-queen for a night at a local gay club, what song should I sing?

Here are the rules:





-Must be sung by a female


-Perfer something harder (like Avril Lavigne)


-something kinda sl*tty... not because i'm a sl*t but because it would be easier to dance to.





The way it works at the club I go to is, ya start out at a stage and then leave the stage and walk around the club. I want to be able to rub all over the people in the club.





(Yes, I will shave.)

If I was to be a drag-queen for a night at a local gay club, what song should I sing?
Warm Leatherette by Grace Jones





Warm leatherette,


See the breaking glass,


Beneath the underpass.





Warm leatherette,


Feel the crushing steel,


Feel the steering wheel.





Warm leatherette melts,


On your burning flesh,


You can see your reflection,


On the luminescent dash.





Warm leatherette,


A tear of petrol,


Is in your eye,


The hand brake,


Penetrates your thigh.





A tear of petrol,


Is in your eye,


Quick let's make love,


Before we die.





On warm leatherette,


Join the carcrash set.
Reply:it's raining men hallelujah its raining men.
Reply:Dancing Queen by ABBA.
Reply:Do "Rose's Turn" from the original Broadway cast recording of "Gypsy."





You wanted something "harder," and Ethel Merman would fit the bill. The song starts out as razzmatazzy, then turns into a mental breakdown.





Well, you DO want to make an impression, right?





Here's the first portion of the lyrics, sung to very jaunty brass-heavy Burlesque-sounding music:





"Here she is, boys!


Here she is, world!


Here's Rose!





Curtain up! Light the lights!


Play it, boys!





You either got it, or you ain't.


Well, boys, I got it!


You like? ["Yeah!"]


Well, I got it!





Some people got it, and make it pay;


Some people can't even give it away.


THIS people's got it, and this people's spreadin' it around.


You either HAVE it, or you've HAD it!





Hello everybody, my name's Rose, what's yours?


How d'ya like them egg rolls, Mr. Goldstone?





Hold your hats and hallelujah,


Mama's gonna show it to ya.





Ready or not, here comes Mama!"
Reply:Ain't no other man by Christina Aguilera
Reply:'i touch myself' by the divinyls
Reply:" I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE" by The Waitresses.
Reply:Anything by Diana Ross %26amp; The Supremes for the 60's.





Where did our love go?


Baby Love.


You can't hurry Love.


My world is empty without you.


Etc.
Reply:Avril Lavigne is considered harder.


If you want hard sing "The CrabLouse" by Lords of Acid
Reply:Mystery Achievement - Pretenders


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnTF2zq75...





MYSTERY ACHIEVEMENT


DON'T BREATHE DOWN MY NECK NO


I GOT NO TROPHIES ON DISPLAY


I SIGN THEM AWAY


I MEAN WHAT THE HECK


ALL OF YOUR PROMISES


DON'T FILL ME WITH PRIDE NO


I JUST WANNA GET OUT ON THE FLOOR


AND DO THE CUBAN SLIDE, SLIDE, SLIDE, SLIDE








(CHORUS)








BUT EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHTTIME I FIND


MYSTERY ACHIEVEMENT


YOU'RE ON MY MIND


AND EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHTTIME I FEEL


MYSTERY ACHIEVEMENT YOU'RE SO UNREAL








MYSTERY ACHIEVEMENT


WHERE'S MY SANDY BEACH? YEAH


I HAD MY DREAMS LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE


BUT THEY'RE OUT OF REACH


I SAID RIGHT OUT OF REACH


I COULD IGNORE YOU


YOUR DEMANDS ARE UNENDING


I GOT NO TEARS ON MY ICE CREAM BUT YOU KNOW ME


I LOVE PRETENDING








(CHORUS)
Reply:I sit on acid by lords of acid





I'd post the lyrics BUT I think it violates every rule Y!A has
Reply:You should do a show tune, dude. Like from Gypsy~Let Me Entertain You, or from Sweet Chrarity~ Hey Big Spender, or maybe even Cyndi Lauper~Girls Just Want To Have Fun, that would be a show stopper!
Reply:no doubt - just a girl





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