Saturday, November 14, 2009

What does the Queen do at any certain time of the day ?

What does the Queen Elizabeth the second do in the morning,night?What does she eat?What colour dogs does she have?

What does the Queen do at any certain time of the day ?
She arises in the morning, eats toast and pets her black and brown dogs.
Reply:What Her Britannic Majesty Elizabeth II by the grace of God, Queen, Defender of the Faith does or does not do,is Her business. Stop asking silly questions and get with your life.
Reply:What any other person normally does. The only difference is that she has a staff on hand if she needs anything at all. But otherwise, she does normal stuff, mundane like anyone else.
Reply:takes a dump
Reply:In the morning the queen likes to jog round Green Park several times before taking a refreshing dip in the Serpentine (in the winter she gets a footman to break the ice for her. Then it's breakfast. She likes a bottle of two of vintage champagne to wash down the kippers and toast. Afterwards she might go shopping - she enjoys going to the market since vegetables and clothes are so much cheaper there. For elevenses she might have a bottle of brandy - then it's time for the Prime Ministers' audience. Truth is the queen hates the little sh*t as much as the rest of us - so she makes him kneel down for the whole meeting then walk out of the room backwards at the end. Then it's off to the pub. The queen is particularly partial to a few pints of stout and a sing-song. Afterwards she has a bowl of jellied eels from the stall outside the pub before going back to Buckingham Palace where Phil has a plate of cheese and onion sandwiches and her slippers ready for her. In the afternoon the queen watches racing on the telly (Note: this bit is probably true!). For tea the queen likes to send out to Harrods for a take-away pizza (it's a little known fact that Harrods are 'royal pizza delivery service by appointment to H.M. the Queen'). Most evenings the queen goes to bingo - unless she has to go to a royal reception for some dreary ambassadors or the like. The only good bit about this as far as the queen is concerned is wearing 3 million quids worth of jewellery about her person (unless she's had to pawn it to settle her gambling bills of course) - also she has the opportunity to get pis*ed on Foreign Office gin. Then it's home for a nice cup of cocoa. Her dogs are a sort of dodgy brown colour with off white bits. They are a rare breed called Welsh Legshaggers.
Reply:prob has to get dressed to attend another do that she doesn't want to go to, poor bugger has to attend if she wants to or not, pass the headache tablets. The queen has the one job that i wouldn't like, having to be ready on command
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Reply:she is the monarchy she does what she wants to do and no one is ever going to say anything different. can't help thinking if she sits there picking fleas from her corgies, what a sight that would be.
Reply:I am sure she does what the rest of us do and get on with life.
Reply:Here is your first proper answer. In the morning she reads the papers with her husband over breakfast, is serenaded by a bagpiper outside her window, and then meets her secretary to go through her correspondence. Any official visitors come before lunch, which she usually has alone. She has tea every afternoon at 5. Once a week she meets the PM at 6:30. She likes reading and puzzles and reads a report on what happened that day in parliament before going to bed.
Reply:she's just human so she does human stuff, fart burp and eat kebab. she is lovely though.
Reply:She surfs the net and puts bids in on eBay for old stuff! Her dogs are brown because they're cardiganshire corgis and she eats food! In the morning she wakes up and in the night she sleeps!
Reply:How in the name of goodness can anyone be expected to know the answer to this question?
Reply:In the morning, after getting out of bed, the Queen has a quick pee. Then breakfast, cooked and served by servants who's salary is paid for by the people. She eats eggs, toast, bacon, some fruit, coffee and maybe a scone.Then she is dressed, again by a servant as above. Most of her dogs are an orange-brown colour, with white and black highlights. Their care and feeding is paid for by...you guessed it, the people, thru taxation.





Any more questions about this random individual?
Reply:Believe it or not, the Queen is a flesh and blood person like you, me, and the rest of the world. She has to go to the bathroom, she occoasionally gets constipated. She may be termed God's Annointed to rule, but she has all the human problems, vices, and good things, too. This question is ridiculous. It's like asking what your favourite movie star does all day. Grow up.


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