What would you do if you got up in the middle of the night and found Queen Elizabeth raiding your fridge?

I'd tell her one is not amused and to get one's self out of one's bloody fridge!

What would you do if you got up in the middle of the night and found Queen Elizabeth raiding your fridge?
Happens all the time,





I have got used to it now, and have stuck a note on the fridge asking her to turn off the light when she leaves.
Reply:I'd have to tell her .... I don't mind your borrowing stuff, if you ask.... but please Maam.... don't leave the Corgi's food in there: it stinks. Oh yes... Could you get Phil to give the screwdrivers back?
Reply:Release the hounds
Reply:I'd tell her to keep her hands off my beers
Reply:Well if she came to my house ,I would think she was losing it ,and if I saw her there I would think I had lost it,I would have to ring Buckingham Palace to tell them she was missing and to send somebody for her straight away
Reply:I'd get over the shock and convince her to stay and chat with me.
Reply:Elizabeth the first???? I'd let her take what she wanted incase she was having a bad day and ordered to have my head chopped off!
Reply:offer her a beer and have a party
Reply:be shocked if it was Queen Elizabeth the first...








and be quite shocked if it was Elizabeth the 2nd too
Reply:id tell her she could eat all the salad and yogurt she wanted (since thats all thats in my fridge lol) but tell her she had to let me wear her crown....and i dont think id ever give it back
Reply:i would say Maam. has it got so bad for you...sit down and tell me all about it.......crafty then i'd sell her story to the press.
Reply:I would tell her to not touch the old chinese, its been there too long, and then I would go back to bed.
Reply:id be Like WTF???? and call michael jackson to beat the shizz outta her.
Reply:I'd probably wake up and tell Ted I was having a nightmare. Then he'd ban me from watching any more films about the Queen, because they scare me.

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